Wednesday 8 August 2012

Logo Cop: Mass offence

Every single business in London is to be sued in a landmark case being brought by the Olympic branding committee. They will claim for damages of over £4.5bn from over 748,000 businesses. (Clockwise from left, some of the offenders: a college, a gay night, a tandoori, and a shop of useless things)

God save the Queen

The Queen will be dropping into the stadium again having picked up a taste for base jumping at the opening ceremony. Buckingham Palace hinted that she may even be taking her pastel blue wingsuit for a test flight, weather permitting.

Tuesday 7 August 2012

Wiggins-wear hits the Hoy street

The Wiggins Effect has rubbed off onto fashion conscious Londoners, all proudly sporting yellow tops in Bradley's honour.

Olympic fever infects Vauxhall city farm

This sheep has gone Olympic crazy; its favourite event is the fencing,
favourite athlete: British fencer, Natalia Sheppard of course.

Logo Cop: Italian bakery brought to justice

This was the scene at De Lietto's bakery on South Island Place earlier today. Authorities were up in arms at what could prove to be the most serious case of Logo-jacking yet. Distressed proprietor Giovanni said: "Diavolo! I had no idea I was going to get into such trouble for my seemingly innocent arrangements of bread and salami." The inquiry continues.

Sunday 5 August 2012

Information Meltdown


We can report that the official Olympic information telly at 'the village' is bust. For more information stewards recommend that everyone make their way to one of the 10 multi-million pound pin-boards for almost recent updates. In the meantime other inventive ways of transferring information are being arranged. (pictured below)




Logo Cop: A traitor walks into a bar

 

The Meltdown has received these photos of an 'Olympic-themed pop-up bar': a blatant abuse of the Olympic Vision. Shaking with anger (pictured above) they told the promoter: "The only pop-up bar I'll be watching is the javelin."